I have a present for you.

Notice that Sarah Sanders and Sean Spicer have the same initials — coincidence?

Take that back. We’re not at war with Eastasia. Just Auburn, Tennessee, the rest of the SEC, Michigan, Jim Harbaugh, and anyone else affiliated with the NCAA.

He wouldn’t say that if the nothing burger came with soup.

this is even funnier!

Ferrarizards are just the worst in gym battles.

“Same thing we do every night, Donny.... Restrict minority voting and destroy women’s reproductive rights!”

So the solution is to stick him in a room with Ted Cruz.

It was never easy for him. Donald Trump was born a poor black child.

Fucking roasted.

You and me, both

Rolled-up newspaper? No. Kellyanne needs a pipe wrench.

That’s great and all, but I still think it needs more cowbell if you want our enemies to fear the Reaper.

I thought you worked here for the longest time.

Blues Brothers and Caddyshack are also not funny. Animal House has its moments.

Still is declared valedictorian because the only other options were women.

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.