It must be bunnies.

Two Sheriff Joes stacked on top of each other.

Maybe the Pentecostals are right. It’s the End Times. May they all be Raptured up so the rest of us can just get on with things.

MC: Open the bank account doors, HAL

I love to piss off any alpha-males in the room when I see a weigh-in by waiting until they get nose-to-nose and then chanting “KISS! KISS! KISS!”

Fourscore and seven years ago, I moved on her like a bitch...

Just remember, there was violence on both sides during the Holocaust.

maybe infinite scrolling isn’t such a bad thing....

That’s the thing about these jr high chicks; he keeps getting older, they continue to match his mental age and level of maturity.

That’s one forge best insights into goose psychology I’ve seen.

maybe infinite scrolling isn’t such a bad thing after, because here’s the first comment under this article from my perspective.

The gay penguin couple are saying, “I told you we have to lay off the sardines, Louise. We’re starting our diet tonight!”

We told him to take nice pictures.

I’m still convinced that the Icelandic way of giving surnames is the best and least complicated.

I just wonder what she thought was gonna happen when she released this still.

A day late here, but that was my first thought after reading the fake craigslist listing.

Beautiful gowns.

That chorus is...not what I was expecting.