Oh my GOD you’re right! That is some superior pop culture morphing there. Well done.

That photo will never ever get old.

But why settle for $$$ when you can skim straight off the federal budget and have $$$$$$? There’s Fuck You money and then there’s Robert Mugabe money.

If you make a Taurus autonomous, pretty soon, she’ll be thinking she’s a Gemini.

The interview was pretty short:

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

Well, she can still sell lube....

Klassy. With a K.

The young people may be more familiar Spitting Image for this:

I mean, if you agreed to fuck Trump for his money (dry heave) then it stands to reason there’s pretty much nothing you wouldn’t do for a buck.

#MakeAmericaScaredAgain

Damn you, autocorrect

You know, I thought about it... and a banana’d face would be more intimidating than a bandana’d face.

The photos of the bloodbath are beginning to now surface:

You got that wrong.

It’s President Bannon and Mr. Trump.

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

Not a single fucking mention of the Bowling Green Massacre!

When Robert Mugabe looks like the more reasonable of the two, you know we have a problem.