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I’m having Pepsi Zero Sugar for dinner. My dinner will be sponsored by Pepsi Zero Sugar.

Star for the patriotic sentiment, twinkle of the eye for the correct pluralization of “Attorneys General”.

failing fake judge. sad.

Let’s not forget, folks, that any CBP officer acting in defiance of this ruling is in contempt of court. Attorneys General, enforce the rule of law immediately.

You should be packing a go bag is what is going on.

In a normal country this wouldn’t be the administration.

Speaking on behalf of people at gay bars everywhere: no we won’t.

I bet she voted herself for Homecoming Queen, too.

Trump spoke out of two sides of his mouth; simultaneously promising his idiot supporters that he would stand up to the rich while winking and nodding to the wealthier voters that he was going to cater to them.

Classic projection again!!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

I like to check Foxnews.com every so often just to see how they spin the Banana-in-Chief’s idiocy.

I used to be a meth addict but I was still not dumb enough to vote for trump.

My head is going to explode. A girlfriend from Germany asked me to explain my views on Trump and 500 words later I hadn’t even gotten to 1/4 of it. I then decided to start a kinja blog to have the proper space to document Trump’s Little D Syndrome and the multitude of wrongs this potanus is committing. We have to

His supporters still think trickle down economics is brilliant. They’ll cheer on this change. Because of the billionaires just get richer, maybe one day I’ll make some money too! And let’s not forget they’re JOB CREATORS. even though most of them don’t believe in minimum wage period. Maybe jobs will come back but

I see you’ve played knifey/spoony before...

See? Damn Muslims disguise themselves and the next thing you know they are intefering with our maritime traffic! Deport!

Fun fact; The Statue of Liberty was modeled after an Arab lady. The artist created a statue that would stand at the entrance to the Suez Canal and when Egypt didn’t bite, he threw her in a toga and gave her to us.

When then Germans start mocking you about democracy you know you’re in trouble.