Really? He always looks kind of half asleep to me.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

The deep breath part is bullshit too because she is clearly a Terminator-like robot underneath her barely lifelike skin layer.

#neverforget

You laugh, but I made $5K a month working from home as a professional anarchist.

She went with him because he needs a carer, in case he’s out the house when his amphetamine-induced dementia sun-downing begins.

Wouldn’t they?

MY HOTTEST DAUGHTER PULLS HER LINE FROM FAILING NORDSTROMS! SUPER HOT! MY DAUGHTER I MEAN. SAD!

Note: I have noticed that Safeway Stores are still selling Donald Trump in powdered form:

Upside, my stocks in bullet proof vests are going to go through the roof.

45 megaton kinja blast...there were no survivors.

Well, that would make it sound more like something from a straight up dystopia but I guess it’s a start?

Can it be NeoCongress, in The Neo District (ND), and can we add a cyber somewhere? If I have to live in a kleptocracy I want it of the cyberpunk vintage.

Bannon is Jabba the Nazi.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

IIRC Women led the bread marches as well as the march on Versailles during the French Revolution. I’m not saying I want another Reign of Terror, but women do get shit done.

You need to stop thinking with your nose, dude.

And the Jeopardy question will be. For what reason was Miss Cleo invited to the White House during Black History Month under Cheetolini?