To answer your penultimate question, I’ll give you an old George Carlin quote:

With you here in the UK as well. I take it as a good day when I turn on the news and it leads with the latest Brexit fiasco rather than with what Trump just said on Twitter.

Idk if they’ll have time, I hear they’re out stealing all the picnic baskets...

“Malcolm...X? That’s it? No last name? Sad.”

Their eyes are open, just too busy counting that sweet for profit education lobby money.

TWO REPUBLICANS ACKNOWLEDGE REALITY!!! FILM AT 11!!

Don’t be silly, he’s not that dumb. He knows that Frederick Douglass is the name of that street in Harlem. It’s been getting a lot more attention now that those uptown real estate prices are soaring!

I hope what’s going through her head is “I fucked up and now we have an asshole for president, I’m sorry America”

Short answer: No.

Blue Ivy’s accountant just advised her that she’s gonna need to scale down her plans by 66%.

Whenever I see “fully-functioning” I can’t help but think of Data in Star Trek, describing himself as “fully-functional” when it comes to the ability to have sex.

i recently watched a pretty fascinating documentary which explored that very concept:

Yeah, he should’ve lent them his assistant. Apparently they’re great at hauling around 25 lbs.

Depp spent in excess of $75 million to acquire, improve and furnish 14 residences, including ...a fully-functioning horse farm in Kentucky.

I bet trees fall in unpopulated forests all the time.