You cant put a price tag on love.

These two at least disagree. Mook and Lewandowski look like lacrosse bros who date raped the same girl and claim “Eskimo Brother” status.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS.

THIS is what needs to be framed.

That is all

Try holding yourself hostage, maybe he’ll fall for it too.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

It’s on the tip of my tongue....

Better.

Just your daily reminder that we’re all fucked.

“We hates the Democrats, don’t we my preeeeecious?”

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

Yes I believe the appropriate nomenclature would be that she was pre-chickened

His greatest performance is the one where he convinced the world that he somehow wasn’t an astonishingly terrible actor.

I give them an hour before the DOD also gets their Twitter privileges revoked.

I believe they’re called Fingermen

I hate hijacking comment sections but so many things are coming at us that it’s hard to find the place so this is OT but pretty funny.

After all your feel good sisterhood kumbayaing is over, get your asses out and vote on Nov 8th, 2018 or this was just a walk down a street.

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

You forgot to add “No Shit Sherlock” to the “Filed to:” list. I mean, who didn’t see this coming?