Please keep reminding us of this most excellent quote. I want it to achieve meme-hood.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Davros.

Shhh...you don’t want to upset The Orange One lest he send his Orange Shirts.

Top notch. I was just thinking the same thing myself. “When did io9 get political... oh shit, we ARE in an alternate dystopian reality hellscape often depicted in science fiction!”

He screams for ice cream

And Kellyanne single-handedly made me asexual.

I always assumed the real ice cream of the future would be the freeze-dried stuff they give to astronauts. Because space, and whatnot.

“Tell me America... how many lights do you see?”

While your second point is more easily demonstrable, your first is more important:

Donald Trump is—for better or for worse—the President of the United States. His personal egotism, thin skin, and need to have “the best, most luxurious X” needed to be tossed out the window the second he took the Oath of Office.

We’re…

Everything is under control and things are going to be just fine, period.

I’m still not sure how we ended up in the darkest timeline.

What did QVC do to you to deserve that?

Found this on the interwebs. Had to share.

Internet petitions are worth the paper they are printed on.

Am I at church or posting on The Root? Tell it!

Stop being hysterical, he’s still alive. #alternativefacts

I mean, he has a point. In this shot it does look pretty crowded.