It’s the one you don’t need to play squash.

Please don’t. I was just beginning to forget that nightmare.

What can I say? I can’t resist a golden opportunity.

I hate this remake of The Brady Bunch.

For Russia? Sure. At the moment their is not enough evidence to impeach Trump for his ties to Russia. But there is plenty of evidence regarding his business to make the case that he will be violating the constitution the second he takes office.

Posting this again......

Give speeches to Goldman-Sachs?

No, silly, that was Ted Cruz’s dad, duh.

Set up an email server in his basement?

The writers of the Broadway show Urinetown have now been guaranteed employment for the next 4 years.

“I didn’t get a ‘harumph’ outta that guy.”

Are taking the piss? :)

We’ve discussed it endlessly on the Slot comment boards, the way this scenario works is if there’s a King Ralph situation during a Republican gathering.

“Donald Trump died this morning, peacefully in his sleep”

Nope. Because president Pence.

Well, come on. There can’t be room in the White House for both a press corps and strippers and a cocaine table. Sacrifices have to be made.  

That number makes me ill.

Ahem...

IT’S A ME, MARIO!!

In the United States, there are no such things as facts.