It’s the one you don’t need to play squash.

Please don’t. I was just beginning to forget that nightmare.

What can I say? I can’t resist a golden opportunity.

I hate this remake of The Brady Bunch.

For Russia? Sure. At the moment their is not enough evidence to impeach Trump for his ties to Russia. But there is plenty of evidence regarding his business to make the case that he will be violating the constitution the second he takes office.

Posting this again......

Give speeches to Goldman-Sachs?

No, silly, that was Ted Cruz’s dad, duh.

Set up an email server in his basement?

The writers of the Broadway show Urinetown have now been guaranteed employment for the next 4 years.

“I didn’t get a ‘harumph’ outta that guy.”

Are taking the piss? :)

We’ve discussed it endlessly on the Slot comment boards, the way this scenario works is if there’s a King Ralph situation during a Republican gathering.

“Donald Trump died this morning, peacefully in his sleep”

Nope. Because president Pence.

Challenge for the next 4 years: Find a story about Donald Trump where ‘this is horrifying’ is not a context appropriate descriptor of what is happening.

Well, come on. There can’t be room in the White House for both a press corps and strippers and a cocaine table. Sacrifices have to be made.  

Hopefully he isn’t black-bagged come the 21st...

It may be history but the classics still hold up. I can’t believe how long it has been since I first saw that and I still remember how powerful it was to experience it in all its cinematic glory.

That number makes me ill.