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Anti-fascists plan their attack…

At least it’s now obvious what MAGA really means…

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As was stated in the prophesies, after twenty-three years they have come back with the heavyweight jams!

Look at the ad - that roof was made for mortar attacks!

The biggest problem with the UK system is trying to get decent legal minds to fill the posts! My cousin turned down invitations over 20 years, because he was making at least 4 times as much as a practicing barrister.

Sarah Amorino is being charged as an adult. Raiders fan!

You should at least have put ******* ENYA ALERT ****** before the ad…

Fold that rear seat down and I reckon you’d get 18 kegs in there. And at least 20 naggins on the passenger seat… Which sounds like most wakes I’ve seen!

What’s worse is that’s my second TOWIE post of the day! I feel so cheap and tacky…

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Specially for you, the best Vyvyan line ever*

You might want to avoid Essex for the rest of your life…

Speaking for Ireland and Scotland, it has nothing to do with snobbery and everything to do with making it harder to put a knife to their throat and disappear with the night’s takings…

No it’s not. The two-fingered salute is with your palm pointing towards you.

It’s not that unusual - three of my uncles used the same license plate and tax disc for three identical black Morris Minors!

Because for most of Europe, one or the other of those numbers - usually the CO2 emissions - determines your car tax. Funny that a European car maker would be concerned about things like that…

Jinkies!

For true Trumpian level inspiration, you should have pissed yourself! Preferably on camera…

Here’s a value that can unite people - no Nazis or other traitors on the streets…