That’s the problem! At current rates of progress, there will be no decision which means no right to work for EU citizens…

That seems like something an spineless asshole would do.

I’d say they hang around for a year before realising that contrary to public belief, that big cheque from George Soros isn’t arriving anytime soon!

You forget - he’s already succeeded at those…

The good people of Ireland, Poland, Germany, Malaysia, Argentina, India, Mexico and Burma* would beg to differ.

In two years, their Spanish citizenship will be just as unwelcome in England as their South American one…

Not sure if his habitual racism is up to scratch!

Sorry - I was assuming you were this side of the pond and so would know what the show was…

My uncle used to work for the distributor, and persuaded my dad not to buy one because early reports were coming in of the engine problems. They got it sorted within a year by redesigning the rotor seals with a harder material and changing the oil spec. A post-70 car should be no less trouble than an RX…

Newcastle would like to discuss that with you over a broken beer bottle!

F: It’s easier money than another Lethal Weapon movie…

The thing is, it’s not just Collins and Murkowski! They’re just the only ones so far to have the balls to call his bluff.

And in honour of this, you can test your knowledge of Finnish mumbling in a BBC quiz!

It’s OK… Essex is more than capable of providing its own total morons!

It’s a museum in Essex, so… No! Probably won’t be another one of those until March 2019…

You should know not to talk about “The Meadows”!

If they have to redo the consultation process, the next round will be held in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.’

At least Pence remembered to vote for himself!

Or - believe it or not - McConnell knows a lot more about politics than some internet random!