Things are getting bad when the “intelligent” politician has the debating skills of Bart Simpson!

I know; you go out, you do the work you agreed and you never get paid…

Get back to me when he manages a real man’s order…

Given the lack of Ron Perlman, don’t you mean “Hellboy’s Other Casting Mess”?

Just be glad every Japanese person isn’t played by Scarlet Johansson!

I’ll see your nerds in radiation suits and raise you hillbillies pretending to be goths by singing the FCA company anthem!

“knock the crap out of them … I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees.”

Take a look at the columns; they change orientation 90deg on each side of the car. It’s the space between two perpendicular blocks above ground.

There’s an old Russian saying…

What sort of person would vote for a hare-brained idea like that?

Fortunately, Chicken Little will be too busy today demanding to nuke the giant mutant space goat that’s eating the sun to tweet “I prefer explorers who reach India!”

Special for today…

Unless you’re on good terms with your local garage or body shop, in which case try and borrow some MIG welding goggles! Things are designed for light 50% brighter than the sun. Oxy-acetylene goggles are touch and go; I didn’t go blind using them in ‘99, but YMMV…

I’ve worked with better…

When Cop-ania sends its people they’re not sending their best…

Or even…

Fortunately, this one won’t fade away after 2 minutes…

And it still sucks!

I don’t think it’s going to replace “a priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar”…

I thought today’s choice was an absolute no-brainer!