Well if the eclipse was passing through Florida, I’d say a lot of those rituals would involve car seats!

Which are far less morally-questionable careers than padding out a Trump rally!

Considering Churchill espoused - on the Parliamentary record - the forced and indefinite incarceration of repeat criminals in camps on the Yorkshire Moors at the Home Secretary’s discretion, frequent anti-semitic/anti-communist rants, the forced sterilisation of the mentally ill and women seeking welfare, the bombing…

At this point, changing the National Anthem to Helter Skelter would be an improvement!

Couldn’t he just borrow some from George Soros?

Well it won’t be the first time pictures of a moon have threatened to break the internet…

I can’t wait for Dolt45's tweet about how it was the biggest rally ever…

Boston’s favourite son still hasn’t been properly commemorated!

Of course they’re cheap and mass produced. You only need one winner’s medal, but an awful lot of participation awards!

If only it was a Ferrari, it could kill itself with fire!

Surprised this hasn’t been posted yet…

We’ll be around in a few minutes to topple this Confederate trash from the internet…

Car’s got a lot of pickup…

How many times has Torchinsky emailed you so far, looking for directions to that room?

He did! He’s getting honoured and that’s all that matters to him.

That’s assuming his new best buds aren’t in charge, in which case he’ll be on the proverbial “slow boat to China”…

Actually everyone declined to attend the Presidential event, except LL Cool J!

Serious question - in all of his time as a pathetic social climber from Queens, has Dolt 45 ever attended an Honours Gala of his own volition?

Let me guess… You couldn’t agree who was gonna drive you home?

Well it explains why they didn’t just wall up that niche with the statue inside!