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Newcastle would like to discuss that with you over a broken beer bottle!

F: It’s easier money than another Lethal Weapon movie…

The thing is, it’s not just Collins and Murkowski! They’re just the only ones so far to have the balls to call his bluff.

A 150 year old memorial to a traitor is still a memorial to a traitor.

And in honour of this, you can test your knowledge of Finnish mumbling in a BBC quiz!

It’s OK… Essex is more than capable of providing its own total morons!

It’s a museum in Essex, so… No! Probably won’t be another one of those until March 2019…

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You should know not to talk about “The Meadows”!

If they have to redo the consultation process, the next round will be held in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.’

At least Pence remembered to vote for himself!

Or - believe it or not - McConnell knows a lot more about politics than some internet random!

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Things are getting bad when the “intelligent” politician has the debating skills of Bart Simpson!

I know; you go out, you do the work you agreed and you never get paid…

Get back to me when he manages a real man’s order…

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Possibly the only thing to ever beat Gino on Countdown…

Given the lack of Ron Perlman, don’t you mean “Hellboy’s Other Casting Mess”?

Just be glad every Japanese person isn’t played by Scarlet Johansson!

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I’ll see your nerds in radiation suits and raise you hillbillies pretending to be goths by singing the FCA company anthem!