“knock the crap out of them … I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees.”

Take a look at the columns; they change orientation 90deg on each side of the car. It’s the space between two perpendicular blocks above ground.

There’s an old Russian saying…

What sort of person would vote for a hare-brained idea like that?

Fortunately, Chicken Little will be too busy today demanding to nuke the giant mutant space goat that’s eating the sun to tweet “I prefer explorers who reach India!”

Special for today…

Unless you’re on good terms with your local garage or body shop, in which case try and borrow some MIG welding goggles! Things are designed for light 50% brighter than the sun. Oxy-acetylene goggles are touch and go; I didn’t go blind using them in ‘99, but YMMV…

I’ve worked with better…

When Cop-ania sends its people they’re not sending their best…

Or even…

Fortunately, this one won’t fade away after 2 minutes…

And it still sucks!

I don’t think it’s going to replace “a priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar”…

I thought today’s choice was an absolute no-brainer!

Well if the eclipse was passing through Florida, I’d say a lot of those rituals would involve car seats!

Which are far less morally-questionable careers than padding out a Trump rally!

Considering Churchill espoused - on the Parliamentary record - the forced and indefinite incarceration of repeat criminals in camps on the Yorkshire Moors at the Home Secretary’s discretion, frequent anti-semitic/anti-communist rants, the forced sterilisation of the mentally ill and women seeking welfare, the bombing…

At this point, changing the National Anthem to Helter Skelter would be an improvement!

Couldn’t he just borrow some from George Soros?

Well it won’t be the first time pictures of a moon have threatened to break the internet…