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As a former sub-editor, this is why you hire sub-editors!

Being conceived in the back of a Cinquecento would also put him in the same company as a bunch of Italian kids who grew up in the 1970s.

Yes, but those stencils didn’t look as good…

Do not get people’s hopes up like that…

Smokes and donuts… Sarge gets a bit edgy midshift without them!

Hardly from the 80's, since Olivia Coleman would have been around 10!

The Twat In The Hat…

That’s a Cavan Goodbye!

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Not the Frank Kelly that first springs to mind…

There’s these funny things called trains… They’re like a big car for everyone on tracks, and most developed countries make them go really, really fast!

She’d better watch out. Judging from his retweet that never happened, Donnie’s in the mood to run a train…

How quaint and puritanical!

You also overlook his living off immoral earnings, and the fact that he was stripped of his German citizenship and forcibly deported back to the US, having refused to pay the fines he owed as a draft dodger.

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As usual, if it doesn’t involve filing for bankruptcy he’s out of his element…

Give her a bat and remind her they’re protestants.

Takes $5K off the sale off the sale price every time the service book misses a Ferrari dealer stamp…

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If you’re going to post it, then at least post the definitive recording…

Bruised knuckles…