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No-one who’s boss speaks German could be an evil man…

There’s just no excuse; he’s been here long enough to know about digital pressure gauges!

My uncle ended up shit-faced, stripped naked and thrown in a city-centre fountain. The only id the cops had to work on was an address written across his back.

A mother-in-law!

I thought a 124 Spider on a pole was the definition of trying too hard!

Remember, only 10 women each…

Perfect!

A backwards baseball cap and a vape?

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Does NASA still have a team of scientists to meet with the president?

1999, I flew to Paris and got the train out to Metz to watch. Cornwall was completely booked out back in 1997!

Perfect reading for your Galaxy Note 7!

Not a problem when you’ve got 10 women in there too!

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The longer I listen the more appropriate this gets for that picture…

They usually make me want a big plate of foie gras on steak tartare!

That’s usually the way it works… We can call it the LPP - Lucky Pierre Party!

How long before there’s an executive order to scrap ELMS and fit one on the Gerald Ford?

The calls started flooding in when they mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man!

You don’t get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you put a lunatic in power and start selling bomb shelters!

Yes!