Well, it looks like that’s the new direction for Jalopnik too!

Do you think anyone there’s going to let Orlove have a test now?

By pretending they work at //Drive, and absolutely didn’t smash up the last test car they got…

The fish rots from the head down!

Hey, if they can post the same story on five different blogs…

Since he hit the large non-moving object, I’m thinking “Goose”…

I think the manufacturers are discussing the specification for a standard “Danger: Do not loan to Jalopnik” sign!

At least he knew to have someone fiddle with the camera while sticking it in the immovable object…

Since it’s flipped over completely, I think that’s a double Orlove!

So how many companies are left to loan you test cars now?

Just throw them an albatross and let them drift…

Next thing, you’ll be saying his name is Jim and he isn’t booking in Paris anymore…

Alex Kingston is fitting in every scenario!

And buy public access in every city to show the video!

Can you give the court your impression of Ted Stryker?

I’ll come in again…

You mean like baseball!?

Years ago my boss had one. It replaced a BX, and got traded for a Xantia.

It wasn’t weird; just everything else you saw was backward and obsolete! The only weird part was Citroën’s refusal to fit self-cancelling indicators, because they felt the driver should be paying attention and know to turn them off when he’d finished turning

It was an option from ‘73 onwards.