Can we do it for real? Pretty please?

$50 on “shot in the back while walking back to his corner”…

It looks like it was parked on level 7 of an Austin garage…

…no, it’s noise! And put some bloody clothes on while you’re turning it down.

Not really…

You’re fine as long as it’s not on the leather!

Seriously, what aren’t you telling us?

So, Johnny Depp to play him in the movie!?

There are not enough ‘w’s in my keyboard to type the EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! this really deserves…

“Trump business makes profit” must be an interesting and unique experience for all concerned!

Everything that came from Maranello from 68 to May 76 is not a Ferrari if it doesn’t have 12 cylinders.

“Pry me off her with a digger” is the phrase that comes to mind!

I think you’ll find you grew up with a lot of people with two thumbs! I’m assuming you may even be one yourself, or do you want to tell us about your horrific shop injury…

It worries me that someone working for an auto blog is apparently unaware that there has never been such thing as a Ferrari Dino.

Genius! I wonder why they never thought of that before…

That’s not really a problem around Jalopnik Towers…

I thought maybe they’d finally found a way to hide the Ritalin in his food, but then I scrolled down and got the 50s cartoon post!

I’m fairly sure Jared will try to mumble a warning from inside his gimp mask!

You can take the scanger out of Dublin…