I’m waiting for the next re-branding. A nice new logo on a red pair, maybe…

Trust me - you don’t want to ask Pence about his mother…

I’m sure Homeland Security would love to know what her rent is!

My bad… He was a gator!

For a sentient ‘63 Beetle, she looks a hell of a lot like a Fat Chick!

Australia would like to know what your problem is…

Don’t say that until you’ve seen my crocodile!

A 40 of Colt45 and a carton of menthols?

Not sure, but I’d say Van Jones has shat himself laughing!

Some things never change! My brother used to work as head waiter in a hotel near Druids Glen, and when the Irish Open was there, they always had a lot of the players booked in. And the restaurant was very well reviewed, so they always had a busy time even if the place wasn’t full. Anyway, he was on his break chatting…

I though the reason was “Las Vegas still takes the coke”!

Second gear is posted on PornHub!

They also had Leeds to point to!

Hey, Spurs gotta spur! Would you rather they implode now, or three weeks from the end of the season?

Just as long as they weren’t trying to pee…

Give them a break… It took the Daleks 40 years to figure that one out!

Maybe he was on an undercover mission…

Ms. Paint? Are getting back to her “modelling” career?

A lot of people tried to, but the Dems still fucked it up!

Says ignorant fat-ass who’s spent 25% of his time in office on holiday.