Not sure, but I’d say Van Jones has shat himself laughing!

Some things never change! My brother used to work as head waiter in a hotel near Druids Glen, and when the Irish Open was there, they always had a lot of the players booked in. And the restaurant was very well reviewed, so they always had a busy time even if the place wasn’t full. Anyway, he was on his break chatting…

I though the reason was “Las Vegas still takes the coke”!

Second gear is posted on PornHub!

They also had Leeds to point to!

Hey, Spurs gotta spur! Would you rather they implode now, or three weeks from the end of the season?

Just as long as they weren’t trying to pee…

Give them a break… It took the Daleks 40 years to figure that one out!

Maybe he was on an undercover mission…

Ms. Paint? Are getting back to her “modelling” career?

A lot of people tried to, but the Dems still fucked it up!

Says ignorant fat-ass who’s spent 25% of his time in office on holiday.

How about an SUX 6000?

Oh, those too! But it can’t manage stairs, let alone fly…

I think he’s taken “going down in the box like he’s been shot” to heart!

Well, since he decided to talk to the Super, Soaraway Scum, you can be bloody sure that “playing up North” doesn’t mean Liverpool!

They’ll be baaak…

I’ll let Gene Wilder field this one…

What in the name of all that’s holy is that on his head???????

If it doesn’t involve bankruptcy, he’s out of his element…