First on the agenda at the next council meeting; changing the town name!

Seriously, at what point does the FBI or some other agency declare the GOP to be a terrorist organisation, hell bent on subverting the Constitution and rule of law?

A Color Computer; that takes me back!

Jesus, Orwell is depressingly right!

It’s the only way to be sure!

They’re almost as bad as Spurs fans!

It’s all one big lie, being spread by Jews in the media…

With the current occupant of the Shite House, there’s one easy question to find the truth…

Actually, I thought the “Leslie Jones desperately trying to get the Trump gig” was too funny to waste! Plus, there’s an opening next season…

If you do that, I’m fairly sure he’d melt!

Or John Miller!

If there’s only one, then it’s not from him…

I’m thinking more…

There’s also his less well known quote “We are all living in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the half-eaten pizza in that bin…”

My vote was for Kattan, but honestly? Anyone… As long as it keeps them from getting Pauly Shore in!

It’s the Infinite Monkeys model of government; eventually, by pure random chance they will manage to craft a piece of legislation! And like any bunch of monkeys, pass the time by throwing shit at each other…

I’m surprised you skipped PJ Weber’s Twitter takes…