If only there was something you could do with all the inside bits of a cow once you’ve removed all the leathery bits…

Send in Unit 303 to deal with the situation…

Jim is 79 years old and hails from Grovers Mill, NJ!

Well, Long Beach rather than LA…

They call him “Ghost Who Rolls”!

“Who’s a good Donnie? Eh, boy… Who’s a good Donnie? Donnie want a treat? Donnie want his belly rubbed?”

Which is the whole point of this stooge trotting it out. The basket of deplorables aren’t going to check it out and find it’s false; they’re just going to post it straight to Facebook as “real news”…

This deserves so many stars…

Everyone knows you can’t kill a real Phantom!

Still not impossible, but it’s easier just to ship it into Long Beach or San Diego…

If you’re in a West Coast port, don’t bother. The ICBM shit is nonsense; the delivery system will be a 40ft container from China labelled “tractor parts”…

That’s the most believable hair style I’ve seen on him since 1985!

Shouldn’t that be “United We Kneel”, Spike?

I’d say so! If he was really trying to get out, at this point I’d have expected a transfer request, and a requirement that whoever buys him reimburses him for any lost “loyalty” payment.

Sorry I wasn’t ducking your response; it just hadn’t shown up!

Funny how I got roundly mocked when he signed for saying all it would take is one player to leave!

Fenway/Liverpool don’t need the cash, and Klopp would rather make an example of him by making him see out his Anfield career training with the U-11s than give in to pressure from his agent.

Nothing, but now you’re focusing your attention on what he might have meant, instead of the fact that the President of the United States is being represented by a fascist apologist with proven links to neo-Nazi groups in Hungary, who has lied about his military and educational history, and was incapable of obtaining a…

You want to tell this guy he’s improperly dressed, be my guest!

“What do you mean imaginary? Jim is every bit as real as me” said Trump spokesman John Miller! And John Barron backed him up on this…