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When you said “tweener shot”, I was expecting a forehand drive into a ball girl…

It’s San Francisco, so I’m think more along the lines of yesterday’s story from Colorado about bears stealing cars!

Unfortunately, this is the Marvel Universe where he was created in a lab experiment and raised as a ginger twat in Warrington!

It should be pointed out; the sociopath in trainers is running towards Putney on the bridge (this is around mid-way across the Thames), meaning he’s from either Hammersmith & Fulham or Kensington & Chelsea, two charming boroughs whos populace should be wiped from the map for the greater good…

You might want to go back and work on your “reading comprehension”…

I should have added “Your Evil May Vary”!

Of course it’s dumb. He works for Thiel Capital, so her path lies in being drained of her pure, youthful blood so Daddy’s boss - aka: Nosferatu the Facebook Exec –can live forever…

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Let’s knock one down for Nakajima-san…

If only they said what they felt…

That’s L-I-N-C-O-L-N…

As someone familiar with parturient visits from the Breast Fairy, I was thinking the same thing!

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None of this rot may be structural, but there’s a reason all the hard points were repaired or reinforced…

Because Fiats never had black bonnets until last year…

Reminds me of one from Autosport’s classifieds back in 89/90. Guy selling an A70 Supra. Nice photo of the silver car, big long list of all the mods (turbo, intercooler, suspension - the usual “over 10K spent” stuff), finishes with “Wife forgot pill. Damn!”

Describe in single words… Only the good things that come to your mind… About the Mother trailer.

Right after they Google the best way to organise a boycott…

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Can we make sure Cheeto-man gets a big orange cape?

The finest piece of satirical writing in the English language…

60 characters to be beamed into deep space? OK…