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Finally, we spot the evil genius behind the Shite House Press Team…

BUT HIS EMAILS!

Morris Minor 1000 did it first-er!

Well, Italian Gingers could always counter-sue! Or just steal the Ferrari execs’ souls…

No he doesn’t! It derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony…

Are you going to lob a scimitar at him?

HiAce prices are already starting to skyrocket!

Hot take - Some breeds should be caged and muzzled for public safety…

Captain Scanger!

Looks more like a McLaren driver to me…

Given the test driver, we can summarise;

Feel free…

At least when your phone said “New message from Anthony’s Weiner”, you knew what to expect!

Would you rather be watching Stacey Dash?

No, Shore’s did! Sometime around 1985… It was a small, private ceremony; close friends and dealers only.

Great… Yet another reason to hate Dolt45 and his entire administration; bringing back Pauley Shore!

So who’ll be the poor bastard who has to confirm the women’s descriptions of the wizened cocktail sausage for the courts? Does he/she get danger money?