Not enough bends!

Immortal and about to lose your head is not a good combo!

I hate you for the fact that I now know Albert Walker of Castleblaney, Co. Monaghan shouldn’t have that thing on the road, because it’s still showing its original license plate from Brighton!

All it needs is some turf-munching bog-savage in an oncoming Massey Ferguson!

Name: Top of Head With Red Hair

What’s the problem? This is Waterford; if it wasn’t private property, that’d be two way traffic at 50mph! And you’d still have a MkII Escort jammed up your arse flashing headlights because you’re only doing the speed limit, before passing into a blind corner and taking off at 90…

OK… How long before the first divorce, because a guy leaves a restaurant with his wife and his mistress’s car comes running over to pick them up?

A piece about hot bears and no film from San Francisco?

I’m presuming this is VDL Nedcar, who currently have an assembly line churning out Minis under to contract to BMW. So no matter what happens, BMW have options…

I posted on this a few months back. I think it was 7m, which would flood almost 50% of his properties.

You mean the magistrate didn’t say…

Given that the Shite House states that every leak is “fake news” and lies, what is Gollum planning to charge them with? Conspiracy to tell mean lies to the other kids behind Donnie’s back?

How many JNJ drivers does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Actually, that was so far over his head I’d go with…

They’re Jimnys; have you talked to your hairdresser?

You’ll end up giving lifts to this guy…