Build a bridge out of her!

Given his impressive record of business success, his picks probably were!

He’s lied about his service record, lied about his academic record and has highly questionable ties to a former Communist state. How much more qualified could he be for the “Cabinet of Deplorables”?

No, just desperate for anything remotely good to keep Muller off the news…

Odds on him hijacking Air Force One to take him to Moscow?

Apparently, he was very kind to newts…

More! But still not as bad as the demented Trotskyites who got him into power and are once again trailing their ooze through the party…

Something Happens - a TV gig from the SFX in 1989, back when they were going to be the next big thing! It should jump straight to Beach…

Now that’s an obscure choice! Usually, it’s the end track from either side of vinyl that gets remembered…

As my father said years ago*, “they’re making it legal; they’re not making it fucking obligatory…”

Thank you! I was struggling to think of anything that would be 25.333333%

I’m trying to work out the 76¢, since as an “abuse of monopoly” case, they were granted triple damages…

Serious question; given that he screwed over everyone connected to the USFL when he seized control of and then bankrupted a growing league, where did he expect to find 7 other idiots willing to risk their fortunes?

I know it won’t be this, but a guy can hope…

Given the author, I’d have said “little apocalypse”…

Your username checks out!

Ok, the important question… How long before the first photo of one of these on a Walmart shopper?

Will we start a book on what time Muller gets sacked?

It’s squeaky bum time!

Why is the New Yorker Radio Hour only 34:38 long?