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A friend lives just outside Lancaster County. I’ve been to visit. This doesn’t surprise me. It’s like the dumb fucks have to up their game to balance out the Amish…

Damn it! Beaten to the punchline…

You’re assuming their actions are based on conscience or belief. Look at Murdoch’s history in the UK; it’s based solely on who is going to let him have a free hand for the next few years.

I got worried when he couldn’t remember where he’d seen the news report about gangs slicing up teenage girls…

I think we both know the only way to deal with such an obvious mistake…

Where’d you get that from? I’ve got patent pending on that…

I’ve always wondered why Ford didn’t follow Volkswagen’s example and make a high-performance diesel version…

Didn’t you get Scaramooch’s memo?

As an Irishman, this is completely untrue and offensive… Leprechauns have actual gold!

He has to like the Cubans because they’re guaranteed citizenship once their foot touches the sand!

No… Opening your mouth shows you to be a dope!

I was going to congratulate you for trawling through Unicode pages, and then I googled “Blackletter”!

Are you tired of all his winning yet?

No, it’s not how your auto industry works. Here, any state aid would be referred to Europe for investigation as a possible illegal subsidy.

Quick tip - bring a sweater! You’ll be surprised how quickly and how much the temperature drops once it passes 50% obscured…

I’m sure he’ll find a way in there to make profitable use of his time…

That one’s reserved for ranting about Mexicans…

You do realise this will not entail a significant change in lifestyle for many of the people participating…

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I just noticed; you’ve given up on your secret identity?