It’s not that unusual!

“Nine throws? Whadda maroon!”

Go read io9 and realise that as recently as January 2015, “President Trump” was the gag cameo in a Sharknado movie…

Let’s just reflect on this - as recently as January 2015, the concept of “President Trump” was thought of in the same vein as being chased through the streets of a major US city by flying sharks…

So, does it get more or less peppermint-y as the battery drains?

You forget - the EDL want to round up those Poles as well!

When Armenia sends its people, they’re not sending their best…

For most of the knuckle-draggers who’ll cheer this on, “I woulda goten inta eighth grade if it wernt for those negros!” would be closer to the truth…

That’s it mate. Come the revolution, you’ll be first against the wall bop-bop-bop!

Derek Hatton, of course!

Somehow, he’s picturing less Emma Lazarus and more Lou Reed…

She reads notes written by 10 year olds because that is the highest level of English the Republican base Dolt45 can comprehend. She knows her audience.

Note to press room: don’t get even, get mad!

The press were pissed off and out for blood, because they were told John Miller would be taking the podium!

Just like his winning, it’s hard to keep track!

Puked all over the Japanese Prime Minister during an official White House dinner! Daddy, not Shrub…

Would that be Trump Casinos, Trump Steaks, Trump University or the USFL?