Given there were still two weeks before their next definite sushi order…

If it’s not, we need to organise a write-in campaign on the Jersey ballot!

Next up… Cross Lamborghini off your wish list?

We have a big farming community and they like to blow off some steam up some engines in the weekends.

Well, given that it’s a wedding album, she won’t be getting to a nunnery!

Sorry, busy coding; only saw your pleas now! How many times have you been told the same thing?

Try learning stuff before posting; Mussolini had blackshirts…

Shut up, Eccles!

That’s a fucktonne of souls she’s got!

I’m presuming there’s two little men holding hands on top!

That’s how Dolt45 sees himself. Unfortunately, the truth is…

And there’s still 272 days until the next “Seven Days In May”!

Yes, Islam is a threat to gay people and must be stopped…

#NotAllShortMiddleAgedDudes!

This is the bit that will drag it out; any normal politician would cut a deal with his successor and run for the hills when any one of Flynn/Manafort/Lewandowski/Jr./Kuschner/Sessions was implicated as a Russian stooge, but this fucker will have to be dealt with the hard way. And that means rubbing the GOPs nose in…

We’re really lucky that he’s not just marginally less stupid. A marginally less stupid person would realise he’s too fucking dumb to manage this and just keep playing with the Coke button while the grown-ups hide his mess…

Actually what they need to do is keep pushing that he was a gormless pawn who others manipulated into position, because it’s only a matter of time before he’ll go full-Sideshow Bob!

They made sure he had his covfefe before dictating…

Given that he also believes he’s a successful property developer and worth over $10B, in the real world this means he’s completely boned!

I thought they sorted this when they agreed not to unveil the Entin Entil…