Thank you! I was struggling to think of anything that would be 25.333333%

I’m trying to work out the 76¢, since as an “abuse of monopoly” case, they were granted triple damages…

Serious question; given that he screwed over everyone connected to the USFL when he seized control of and then bankrupted a growing league, where did he expect to find 7 other idiots willing to risk their fortunes?

I know it won’t be this, but a guy can hope…

Given the author, I’d have said “little apocalypse”…

Your username checks out!

Ok, the important question… How long before the first photo of one of these on a Walmart shopper?

Will we start a book on what time Muller gets sacked?

It’s squeaky bum time!

Why is the New Yorker Radio Hour only 34:38 long?

A friend lives just outside Lancaster County. I’ve been to visit. This doesn’t surprise me. It’s like the dumb fucks have to up their game to balance out the Amish…

Damn it! Beaten to the punchline…

You’re assuming their actions are based on conscience or belief. Look at Murdoch’s history in the UK; it’s based solely on who is going to let him have a free hand for the next few years.

I got worried when he couldn’t remember where he’d seen the news report about gangs slicing up teenage girls…

I think we both know the only way to deal with such an obvious mistake…

Where’d you get that from? I’ve got patent pending on that…

I’ve always wondered why Ford didn’t follow Volkswagen’s example and make a high-performance diesel version…

Neither did Bronson; it was 17…

Didn’t you get Scaramooch’s memo?

As an Irishman, this is completely untrue and offensive… Leprechauns have actual gold!