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Life had just begun…
But now he’s gone and thrown it all away!

Life had just begun…
And now he’s gone and thrown it all away!

Left the system? We’ll all have gone beyond the rim…

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Because “ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE” wasn’t enough warning?

How is this even a thing. I’ve lived near two training centres for guide dogs, I regularly see the semi-adult dogs out on training walks, and there’s no doubt that Hook is better behaved than at least 50% of the congregation…

It’s Florida - the Speedos are probably optional!

You start running; I’ll hold off the torches and pitchforks!

Considering Carr’s three years at the club but still showing a career net loss and zero post-season action…

If he had any class, he’d at least have sent them $270 leaving him a grand profit of $2700!

I would probably hate them too, if I had the slightest fucking clue who this Z-list white trash was…

As a Raiders fan, he’d probably upgrade our starting QB position too!

Look, he swallowed before shouting; how much more courtesy does the guy expect?

Wash your mouth out, you filthy ignorant heathen!

Given what everyone’s expectations were, does this mean she’s going to work even less or grift even harder?

The writers said it was no tribble at all to work them in…

Reverse…

What? This one?

The real problem is - having worn out a VHS print or two of the original, the damn thing is playing word-for-word in my head anyway!

It’s the hat that tops it all off though. Before I got the razor out, I was being asked to sign Diskworld books!