More crack than a Sumo locker room!

So, I’m guessing they should move out of their parents’ basements?

So if you meet him, have some courtesy.
Have some sympathy, and some taste

Yes, but he’ll be slithering back to Breitbart soon…

So a Republican Stooge who bought her appointment from a Russian Stooge criticises an election as a sham? Without corpsing halfway through the irony?

Buttery Males!

Be careful, because you know where that road leads…

I thought the secret was always to check with an Italian…

+1 for being a dreamer of dreams!

Still… Whooooar! Whooooar!

Could be worse… When I put my reading glasses on, people keep wanting to buy meth!

Well, we don’t have to ask is his wife a goer…

Thanks Obama!

It’s an EDM festival… You’d have had better luck posting The Prodigy!

The manager needs to teach his staff that selling an expensive car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman…

So Kelly…

Meanwhile. Lee MacKenzie gets Channel 4 the interview of the season with Shoey…

I wonder if he’s ever had a normal interaction - ie: one that doesn’t involve them being paid to tolerate his shit - with any human being!

The things some people will do to get their hands on a medal…

I’m surprised he didn’t put Psalm 34 on the list…