More crack than a Sumo locker room!

So if you meet him, have some courtesy.
Have some sympathy, and some taste

Yes, but he’ll be slithering back to Breitbart soon…

So a Republican Stooge who bought her appointment from a Russian Stooge criticises an election as a sham? Without corpsing halfway through the irony?

Buttery Males!

Be careful, because you know where that road leads…

Still… Whooooar! Whooooar!

Well, we don’t have to ask is his wife a goer…

The manager needs to teach his staff that selling an expensive car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman…

So Kelly…

Meanwhile. Lee MacKenzie gets Channel 4 the interview of the season with Shoey…

I wonder if he’s ever had a normal interaction - ie: one that doesn’t involve them being paid to tolerate his shit - with any human being!

The things some people will do to get their hands on a medal…

I’m surprised he didn’t put Psalm 34 on the list…

I think Cary Elwes had the right sort of idea on their proper appearance…

Even if he had signed an NDA, I still reckon he’d go full-on “Deep Throat” now…

I would have though Pacino should play Sandusky, since he’s already famous for a character who wanted people to say hello to his little friend…

Maybe you do have the right… what’s that stuff?

You don’t want to see that - It’s very, very frightening!

I was thinking more…