Not to mention that broken old TV he won’t get rid of…

Has anyone actually seen Rinse Pubis since the Tweet Of Doom????

A Zelda-themed article beneath a Tolkien-themed headline… You’re not even trying any more, are you?

I said it before, when he posted the film about the Chiron…

Well, the American Colonization Society wanted the settlers to become a beacon of American values in Africa…

Except as soon as it gets to court, Scaramooch will be singing “I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me…”

Didn’t cause Henry Ford a lot of problems!

Is she sure they didn’t say someone had a back itch?

Shouldn’t you be “The Belgian Guy” instead? Or maybe “the Canadian Guy”…

I’m more interested in the 1.21GW ones!

Never, because he’d actually have to work! He’ll just give it all to Dirty Jared instead…

How did I get here?

This would have turned out better for everyone concerned if he’d taken them to Amity Island instead…

It’s very, very frightening…

Actually, that would be the Sturmabteilung (SA). The Schutzstaffel would be Chump’s hired mercenaries, to take out the Secret Service when they try to remove him following impeachment.

That’s the EPA, not the Shite House!

Well in his BBC interviews, he’s been pushing how he’s just a poor boy, he needs no sympathy!

It’s not necessarily natural, but at least it wasn’t sponsored by Takata…