It’s always been embarrassing but if we yell at the newbie, something might actually stick…

On the subject of birds… Snowy White

If you want to type word salad, go and work at the Shite House. Otherwise PROOFREAD…

Please, Fat Stevie. I just ate a plate of dingamagoo…

Meanwhile, Scaramooch is announcing he “put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead”…

So now it’s down to a trio…

I assume it was added to Dirty Jared’s list of duties!

And the Morgan three-wheeler has a lot of carbon fibers in its bodywork!

It’s not rage; they’re just tired from all the winning!

On Jalopnik, they’re called “Tavarish”! Or were - he’s MIA since February…

You deserve a “HELL YEAH”!

Cunning plans? This is a cabinet of Percys we’re talking about!

1. Never treat the Daily Heil as a reputable source.
   

So… “The Taking Of Tesla 6GDG486”? I have dibs on the movie rights!

“All electric Defender-ish thing with 360hp, AWD and 200 miles of range?! Sign me the fu-”

Please! This thing couldn’t look more like a Series III Landy, unless you stuck Princess Anne behind the wheel…

So, where do I put my champagne to chill?

Wet road, legal speed, no idea how to handle car, clipped bank, launched over fence, foot slipping on brake pedal due to poo running down trousers…

One major difference - none of these chuckle-heads has a cunning plan!

I was thinking Brain’s comment would more likely have been “Come, Pinky. We must prepare for tomorrow night…”