Is she sure they didn’t say someone had a back itch?

Shouldn’t you be “The Belgian Guy” instead? Or maybe “the Canadian Guy”…

I’m more interested in the 1.21GW ones!

Never, because he’d actually have to work! He’ll just give it all to Dirty Jared instead…

How did I get here?

This would have turned out better for everyone concerned if he’d taken them to Amity Island instead…

It’s very, very frightening…

Actually, that would be the Sturmabteilung (SA). The Schutzstaffel would be Chump’s hired mercenaries, to take out the Secret Service when they try to remove him following impeachment.

That’s the EPA, not the Shite House!

Well in his BBC interviews, he’s been pushing how he’s just a poor boy, he needs no sympathy!

It’s not necessarily natural, but at least it wasn’t sponsored by Takata…

It’s always been embarrassing but if we yell at the newbie, something might actually stick…

On the subject of birds… Snowy White

If you want to type word salad, go and work at the Shite House. Otherwise PROOFREAD…

Please, Fat Stevie. I just ate a plate of dingamagoo…

Meanwhile, Scaramooch is announcing he “put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead”…

So now it’s down to a trio…

I assume it was added to Dirty Jared’s list of duties!

And the Morgan three-wheeler has a lot of carbon fibers in its bodywork!