It’s not rage; they’re just tired from all the winning!

On Jalopnik, they’re called “Tavarish”! Or were - he’s MIA since February…

You deserve a “HELL YEAH”!

Cunning plans? This is a cabinet of Percys we’re talking about!

1. Never treat the Daily Heil as a reputable source.
   

So… “The Taking Of Tesla 6GDG486”? I have dibs on the movie rights!

“All electric Defender-ish thing with 360hp, AWD and 200 miles of range?! Sign me the fu-”

Please! This thing couldn’t look more like a Series III Landy, unless you stuck Princess Anne behind the wheel…

So, where do I put my champagne to chill?

Wet road, legal speed, no idea how to handle car, clipped bank, launched over fence, foot slipping on brake pedal due to poo running down trousers…

One major difference - none of these chuckle-heads has a cunning plan!

I was thinking Brain’s comment would more likely have been “Come, Pinky. We must prepare for tomorrow night…”

Well, he’s made a career out of being two-faced…

Locked in an attic, away from human sight to preserve their powers?

Where did the money to buy Neymar come from?

Unless Manor had suddenly decided to run front engined cars, that’s not a nose under there…

It would have done nothing to save Jules, because he went backwards into the crane. In fact, in terms of a structure like this probably saving someone, you’d have to go back to Tom Pryce, Helmut Koenig or Francois Cevert.

And he had “Sessions” in the office pool…

A small sombrero will taste very familiar if you like All-Bran!

His forthcoming “Goose-ness” will be a much more reliable position…