I’ve just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the old Republic have been swept away…

Buttery males!

The two sweetest words in the Japanese language!

And Toyota still won’t win Le Mans next year!

No, William Shatner fell out of a horse and buggy, but he’s uninjured.…

Probably the best line in the entire film, if you don’t miss it!

If you sort this, would you let me know who’s leg you had to hump? My non-burner’s been in the tumbleweeds for 18 months!

Only if their trousers weren’t already around their ankles…

Trump himself didn’t know he was going to drop a blanket ban on transgender people serving in the military until 8m30s after the first tweet!

So does this mean he intends to put a gun against his head, pull his trigger?

You mean the sort of thing that keeps Gizmondo Media Group afloat, given the regularity of the annoying “We see you’re using an ad-blocker” messages I get…

I was stuck trying to pick which one to post! I was hoping you’d follow up…

Hey, if a Jewish carpenter can do it…

SHUT UP! And another thing… How come I can’t get no Tang round here?

$9K? More crack here than the locker room at a Sumo tournament!

And remember, a shiny new donkey for whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.

Where’d you get that thing?

That was a cock-sucking call…

I was hoping for Julia Stiles’ tits!

We could explain this to you, but it will require a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician…