That’s because our insect overlords don’t want you to find out the truth… Now, shut up and dig; you’re behind on today’s sugar quota.
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At least the Shite House has some contacts in Moscow who might be able to put it out…
How long before we’re back to this?
Some other good Argentinian citizens…
Has Orlove been in touch with his lawyers yet for stealing his idea?
He needs no sympathy. Because he’s easy come, easy go…
Life had just begun… But now he’s gone and thrown it all away…
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Live footage from the Oval Office…
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They have a lot of guns to keep in working order…
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Well, they’ve a lot of guns to keep in working order…
No, we were hoping Phelps would bottle it at the last minute and they’d put Ryan Lochte in instead!
Unless it’s a pre-existing condition, in which case they’ll be glad to take your money…
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Mrs Miller is brilliant! John Kelly here used to play a track on his show every Friday night at 9:30, and I heard there was something like a 30% spike in listener figures for that chunk of the show…
This is Johnson’s “pig fucker” strategy revised for the new millennium. All the Dem hopefuls in the flu-over pits of hell will be tied up defending the rights of “degenerate perverts”, instead of getting out the message of how the Trumpa Loompahs have played themselves.
Or have Chris play New Steve who is named after his great-uncle who was a war hero. He can listen to stories about Old Steve from his grandad, played by Shatner!
It could get like the TV science show on “Dinosaurs” and finish every film with “Looks like we’re going to need another Stevie!”
Danm you, that was my joke!