Next on his hit list…
poo javelin
poo-javelin
All credit to Shifty McShifterson, who smacked the shit out of my Iceman joke!
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The thing is at least Nimoy made no bones about his (lack of) ability, or the fact that crappy country records put food on his family’s table when no-one wanted to hire Spock!
I’m sure they’re glad to know Jesus loves them, since he is the prophet who came before Mohammed…
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The only thing they missed is that the song’s been stolen back from Otis!
This is completely true, and happens bigly…
I’m surprised they didn’t start with something less firmly-embedded in Kentucky’s legal traditions… Like re-introducting slavery.
Also…
Sounds like he dozed off during Hannity and woke up during a Scream marathon…
Standing there in the stench… Wallowing in the filth surrounding her… They’re helping her channel her inner cockroach!
If it was a genuine German, that would be all over the wheels and underneath the wing mirrors…
Well, we already have President Doofenschmirtz - and not the smart, charming one! Or the cute one…
Just wait for his next role, when he plays Goose!
You take that back! The Chemosphere is one of the coolest houses ever…
“Nothing you can do, folks. Although the acting people, maybe there is. I don’t know.”
Don’t worry about that; just have another beer…
Same hand, different finger!
You sit out on in the sun for 5 days, drinking a fucktonne of beer. Some people in white hit a ball around; you are free to cheer if it doesn’t spill your beer. There may be a bunch of equally drunk twats attempting to be a brass band; try not to sit near them.
It could be, perhaps, that their shoes are too tight.
It could be their heads aren’t screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all...
May be that their nads are 2 sizes too small.