Unless it’s a pre-existing condition, in which case they’ll be glad to take your money…

Mrs Miller is brilliant! John Kelly here used to play a track on his show every Friday night at 9:30, and I heard there was something like a 30% spike in listener figures for that chunk of the show…

This is Johnson’s “pig fucker” strategy revised for the new millennium. All the Dem hopefuls in the flu-over pits of hell will be tied up defending the rights of “degenerate perverts”, instead of getting out the message of how the Trumpa Loompahs have played themselves.

Or have Chris play New Steve who is named after his great-uncle who was a war hero. He can listen to stories about Old Steve from his grandad, played by Shatner!

It could get like the TV science show on “Dinosaurs” and finish every film with “Looks like we’re going to need another Stevie!”

Danm you, that was my joke!

Next on his hit list…

All credit to Shifty McShifterson, who smacked the shit out of my Iceman joke!

The thing is at least Nimoy made no bones about his (lack of) ability, or the fact that crappy country records put food on his family’s table when no-one wanted to hire Spock!

I’m sure they’re glad to know Jesus loves them, since he is the prophet who came before Mohammed…

The only thing they missed is that the song’s been stolen back from Otis!

This is completely true, and happens bigly…

I’m surprised they didn’t start with something less firmly-embedded in Kentucky’s legal traditions… Like re-introducting slavery.

Also…

Sounds like he dozed off during Hannity and woke up during a Scream marathon…

Standing there in the stench… Wallowing in the filth surrounding her… They’re helping her channel her inner cockroach!

If it was a genuine German, that would be all over the wheels and underneath the wing mirrors…

Well, we already have President Doofenschmirtz - and not the smart, charming one! Or the cute one…

Just wait for his next role, when he plays Goose!

You take that back! The Chemosphere is one of the coolest houses ever…