Unless it’s a pre-existing condition, in which case they’ll be glad to take your money…

Mrs Miller is brilliant! John Kelly here used to play a track on his show every Friday night at 9:30, and I heard there was something like a 30% spike in listener figures for that chunk of the show…

This is Johnson’s “pig fucker” strategy revised for the new millennium. All the Dem hopefuls in the flu-over pits of hell will be tied up defending the rights of “degenerate perverts”, instead of getting out the message of how the Trumpa Loompahs have played themselves.

Or have Chris play New Steve who is named after his great-uncle who was a war hero. He can listen to stories about Old Steve from his grandad, played by Shatner!

It could get like the TV science show on “Dinosaurs” and finish every film with “Looks like we’re going to need another Stevie!”

Danm you, that was my joke!

Next on his hit list…

All credit to Shifty McShifterson, who smacked the shit out of my Iceman joke!

The thing is at least Nimoy made no bones about his (lack of) ability, or the fact that crappy country records put food on his family’s table when no-one wanted to hire Spock!

I’m sure they’re glad to know Jesus loves them, since he is the prophet who came before Mohammed…

The only thing they missed is that the song’s been stolen back from Otis!

You have no idea!

And nobody thought to turn off the studio lighting and take another photograph because…

At least going back into Afghanistan would prove for all time that he’s out of his element!

This is completely true, and happens bigly…

Maybe he should as his BFF Vladamir are they tired of all their spoils yet?

So you claim, but Zombie Carpenter Man has told them different… Just before he rode off to heaven on his dinosaur…

I’m surprised they didn’t start with something less firmly-embedded in Kentucky’s legal traditions… Like re-introducting slavery.

Also…