“Nothing you can do, folks. Although the acting people, maybe there is. I don’t know.”
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Don’t worry about that; just have another beer…
Same hand, different finger!
You sit out on in the sun for 5 days, drinking a fucktonne of beer. Some people in white hit a ball around; you are free to cheer if it doesn’t spill your beer. There may be a bunch of equally drunk twats attempting to be a brass band; try not to sit near them.
It could be, perhaps, that their shoes are too tight.
It could be their heads aren’t screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all...
May be that their nads are 2 sizes too small.
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If his name is Dickie, I hope he’s doin’ very well!
You sick bastard… That’s the best laugh I’ve had all day!
It’s not a particularly hot take, but he could have made exactly the same speech to justify not sending the bill to debate; that he would not support any move on the floor until such time as McConnell stops hiding legislation inside his shell and allows everyone to see and comment on the proposals ahead of time,…
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At least our little chat has given me a reason to be cheerful!
The worrying part of having a First Lady who did softcore lesbian shoots is the possibility of her successor having her own sextape!
When he sees that, he’ll sack Sessions for dissing him!
This calls for a hoedown!
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Common People is an absolute masterpiece* - and all the better for Joe Jackson’s presence - but there’s a reason The Transformed Man is regularly top of the list of worst albums ever; it’s even worse than Nimoy!
He wouldn’t get a place in the Leicester squad on a performance like this!
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It’s hard to hold a band together once the Sex and Drugs and Rock ‘N’ Roll starts!
I saw him 30 years ago and he was a professional tuneless knobend even then!
Stop now - you’re not doing it any favours…