Sounds like he dozed off during Hannity and woke up during a Scream marathon…
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Standing there in the stench… Wallowing in the filth surrounding her… They’re helping her channel her inner cockroach!
If it was a genuine German, that would be all over the wheels and underneath the wing mirrors…
Well, we already have President Doofenschmirtz - and not the smart, charming one! Or the cute one…
Just wait for his next role, when he plays Goose!
You take that back! The Chemosphere is one of the coolest houses ever…
“Nothing you can do, folks. Although the acting people, maybe there is. I don’t know.”
So given his bigly success with Carrier, three new plants in Trumpworld would mean what? 20-30,000 layoffs?
I would have bet on Kellyanne, who could tell Shep Smith via live feed about how cold it is in there because all this warming nonsense was just an Obama myth…
Don’t worry about that; just have another beer…
That was the joke - thank you for noticing.
In the immortal words of John Vernon…
Same hand, different finger!
You sit out on in the sun for 5 days, drinking a fucktonne of beer. Some people in white hit a ball around; you are free to cheer if it doesn’t spill your beer. There may be a bunch of equally drunk twats attempting to be a brass band; try not to sit near them.
It could be, perhaps, that their shoes are too tight.
It could be their heads aren’t screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all...
May be that their nads are 2 sizes too small.
I believe they do; it’s “Drumpf”…
The man says he’s a teatotaller… He also says he’s a successful property developer and he’s worth $10B…
If they were going to name it after any politician, I would have expected Tom Eagleton!