If his name is Dickie, I hope he’s doin’ very well!

You sick bastard… That’s the best laugh I’ve had all day!

It’s not a particularly hot take, but he could have made exactly the same speech to justify not sending the bill to debate; that he would not support any move on the floor until such time as McConnell stops hiding legislation inside his shell and allows everyone to see and comment on the proposals ahead of time,…

At least our little chat has given me a reason to be cheerful!

The worrying part of having a First Lady who did softcore lesbian shoots is the possibility of her successor having her own sextape!

When he sees that, he’ll sack Sessions for dissing him!

This calls for a hoedown!

Common People is an absolute masterpiece* - and all the better for Joe Jackson’s presence - but there’s a reason The Transformed Man is regularly top of the list of worst albums ever; it’s even worse than Nimoy!

He wouldn’t get a place in the Leicester squad on a performance like this!

It’s hard to hold a band together once the Sex and Drugs and Rock ‘N’ Roll starts!

I saw him 30 years ago and he was a professional tuneless knobend even then!

Stop now - you’re not doing it any favours…

Collins is the maverick now. McCain is just a tool Iceman.

Actually, they did that here on the DART –removing the seats immediately adjacent to the doors, so 16 seats gone in each carriage – and it worked wonderfully!

Now that is definitely old-school!

Tasteless, harsh or dark? Yes…

Poorly rated @Morning_Joe can’t even get in Top 10. Low IQ Crazy Mike should have fixed more votes. #FakeMusic. Sad!

You get too hung up on the car sometimes and miss the obvious picture!

For your dad…