You had your opportunity in November…

So it’s all coming down to this: a dungeon… and dragons?

Or that you’re an Electric Monk! Check around for a horse…

The airports don’t make a massive difference because most of them are already in the 100 mile zone. They just mean it bulges out further in places.

This comment is outta sight!

Are you implying Mohamed sleeps with the fishes? Cause I’m trying to eat my dingdamagoo…

You’re underestimating how bad it is. It’s not 100 miles from the border; it’s 100 miles from a point of entry. So that’s 100 miles from Mexico, 100 miles from Canada, 100 miles from any point on the coastline and 100 miles from any registered international airport.

Or the chef never get the “hold the polonium” part of his sandwich order…

This is a fantastic idea that should be supported by everyone, but I’m left wondering how Florida Man is going to work the mandatory blowjob into this…

This is the problem with this obsession over who gets to wear the Walther PPK! There are three things you need to make a Bond movie work; Bond, the villain and the script. And so far, they’re only 2 for 24; Goldfinger and You Only Live Twice…

Torch? Is that you?

Can’t stop and fact-check; busy grinding axe…

Why stop now when I’m just hating it?

That’s Mr. Kaneda to you, punk!

So what else have they got planned? Military coup? Blowing up the stadium from space?

Hardly… They had a plan.

Picked the wrong week to give up drinking?