And they’ll still thank him for it, and say it’s the best thing that ever happened to them…

That sort of thing should always be investigated and prosecuted to the full extent of the law…

The good people of Scotland would willingly build him one on the 18th Green at Turnbury…

Life. Loathe it or ignore it. You can’t like it.

So, halfway between the drunken wedding and the divorce!

With Ghost In The Shell due out on DVD tomorrow, here’s a special dedication for ScarJo…

No, those were Harriers. The Sea Harriers were retired a decade ago and parted out to India.

Hmmm… Taking out a dragon with a giant crossbow. There’s an original idea!

After the Paris Accord shit, I’d bet on a Flood Damage sale! Although at the rate the EPA is being dismantled, they might well find a way to set the water on fire…

Quick tip; don’t bid for cheap bedlinen!

‘Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the NSX was “Oh no, not again”…’

And wasn’t skeezy enough to post sex tapes and out people for shits and clicks…

Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall… Don’t put it in the wall…  

Because nothing says “must see TV” like clapped-out European “stars” dragging their tired, broken-down arses around a pitch for a fucktonne of money…

I always assumed ordering one involved talking to a man called Morden, who asked “What do you want?”

I was being polite, instead of saying that the cloven-hoofed horror just stuffs his snout in the trough!

OK, has this thing appeared on PornHub yet?

This is wartime and post-war Germany; they probably were more concerned about sudden moves to the right…

Who’s this “you” they’re singing about? I thought the only thing keeping the Cardinals down was the Cardinals!