This Old E46 BMW M3 Is Faster Than A 997 Porsche 911 GT2 RS Souped Up Beetle Around The Nürburgring

And a fire extinguisher…

If you get COTD, $kay will have to be very careful typing “duck” in the search! 

OK, since you’re not a cyclist…

And have they surrendered to it yet?

Don’t know where you’ve been the last 5 years… The kid was black, which unfortunately means there are myriad reasons to doubt a police report.

Stop giving them ideas or you’ll find yourself on the Malabar Coast, rifle in hand…

There’s something odd about my snark out-starring $kays sick and perverted hard work, but I’ll take whatever’s available!

I didn’t think they originally came with airbags…

To be fair, once NegaScott mentioned “Lynch” and “PS2 ad”, I still remembered the slogan! After 17 years, that’s a pretty successful campaign…

Next on the list…

The ants are getting smarter…

Anyone dumb enough to take that bet is probably already on the DNC!

Actually at that pay level, it’s a small enough business that ITV/Channel 4 execs would know ±10% what anyone is making. If it’s more than minimum wage, then Channel 5 couldn’t afford it. And the 5 people watching Sky’s home produced output wouldn’t attract anyone!

Maybe it’s time to rescind their Second Amendment rights, and stop them shooting themselves in the foot! (feet?) 

The trick here is to ask who’s the first Doctor they watched. And if the answer isn’t at least Peter Davidson, they can fuck right off with this “watched for years” shit…

Was Bill aware you had “previous” before he let you in the car?

Did any of the cops have a great idea?

I reckoned the tyre pressures were off by 1.5psi!

Just as long as she’s not a hybrid…