You haven’t seen the training film?

Ran very quickly when parked!

No criminal should be allowed to keep the proceeds of their crime. Except the really rich white ones, they are likely to have just made a mistake.

Considering most of the world’s medicinal supply of leeches comes from Russia, maybe this is what Dipshit Jr was meeting about?

When Mexico sends its dogs, they’re not sending their best…

Because it counts as an audition for a private one-on-one performance with the Golfer-in-Chief? Possibly as part of a Russian tour…

I didn’t keep up after Fox dropped “Fair and Balanced”; is that their new slogan?

As they say in Texas, “All hat, no cattle”!

He has no frame of reference. He’s like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie…

She should have grabbed the selfie outside a bathroom and then followed him in like he wants her to! I’d guess he wouldn’t have made it to the stalls before massive sphincter failure…

Why is anyone researching this when John Peel announced the correct answer in 1979?

Have they hacked his head off? Just in case…

It is public information, unless you pay a privacy fee to whoever you register it with, in which case their name appears on the ICANN records.

You say that like its something new, instead of #1 dumb, racist redneck career choice since 1776…

Works either way!

Judging from this week’s video, they should replace him with Rosemary Smith!

Is this the FIA’s idea of a Polish Joke? They mightn’t be as bad as they were in the Group B days - when drivers literally had to drive at 140mph into the crowds and pray people got out of the way - but Corsica and Portugal have been unable to control crowds for over 40 years and they’ve never been removed. Even when…

There’s a special place reserved in hell for you, you bastard!

Tenez-vous mon absinthe!