Any word on the pilot’s identity?

You forgot “looking at me in a funny way”.

I’ve got a scales if you want to check that out!

I guess this year’s Indy was too much for his feet…

Well, he’ll be in the right place on the right day on Friday! Maybe Emmanuel has a little demonstration for him?

No. I have white friends who’ve been living in Holland over 15 years, have learnt Dutch and they still get shit like this for being foreigners! Despite the lovely image of mellow stoners and bicycling royalty, it’s a toss up between the Dutch and the Danish for who’s the most xenophobic in Europe. The fucking Serbs…

Surely a brown dwarf like Trappist-1 would better deserve the name of a serial failure.

If golf was actually a sport, then Trump would have bankrupted it by now!

He and his inbred minions went to town on the New York Public Theatre, and the best defence he can give his son is “For Brutus is an honourable man; So are they all, all honourable men…”?

You skipped the important question; who’s soul was Fluffy dining on while you were out on track?

So you’re saying this is her new sidekick?

1. His twilight years started a looooong time ago!
   

I thinking it’s time to cover the White House lawn with rakes…

You do know we have a symbol for that… €.

Well it got through the first paragraph without mentioning Bernie, so we know it’s not HamNo!

Well, they paid Casey Chan for years for “I found this on YouTube”…

Why is this a big deal? Floridians have been playing the skin flute while driving for years…